What’s Your Relationship Script?

12 questions · about 3 min · free instant result · skip ahead and take it →

A relationship script test shows the default habit you run in close relationships — the one that shows up when plans cancel, texts go short, and feelings get real. This fun, roast-flavored test has 12 scenario-based questions, takes about 3 minutes, and gives you a free result instantly: your script (like The Overthinker or The Comic), why the habit exists, and three small counter-moves to try this week.

Your relationship script is the habit you run when feelings get real — visible the moment plans cancel, texts go short, or someone asks “what are we?”

Your relationship script label, the roast — and the compliment hidden inside it — where the habit comes from, three small counter-moves, and a share card made for Stories.

The $4.9 deep report goes further: A 2,000+ word Deep Report: your script’s origin story, how it collides with the other 11 scripts in real scenarios, and the exact moments it helps vs. hurts you.

Before you start — honest numbers:

• 12 questions, about 3 minutes, one question per screen.

• Free: your type + full explanation + one practice. No account required.

• Paid ($4.9, one-time): the Deep Report. No subscription, no auto-renewal.

• Framework: An original, roast-flavored look at the habits you run in close relationships — built from our own scenarios and labels, loosely inspired by the classic idea of personality types. For laughs and self-reflection, not a diagnostic instrument.

• Original design: every scenario written in-house — see the research ledger →

Take the Relationship Script Test — free →

What is a relationship script?

A relationship script is the default habit you run when feelings get real: over-analyzing texts, going quiet under stress, joking through tender moments, keeping receipts, or falling all-in by date three. Everyone runs one — the point isn’t to judge it, it’s to see it clearly enough to adjust.

How long does the relationship script test take?

About 3 minutes. It has 12 scenario-based questions — plans canceling, short replies, first moves after a fight — and you pick the reaction closest to your honest first instinct. Your result appears instantly, free.

Is this test free?

Yes. Your script label, the full roast — and the compliment hidden inside it — where the habit comes from, three counter-moves, and a share card are all free, no signup needed. The $P Deep Report is the only paid part: one-time payment, no subscription.

Is this a serious personality test?

It’s honest fun. The labels are roast-flavored on purpose, but the patterns underneath are real ones people recognize instantly. It’s an original framework built from our own scenarios — a self-reflection tool, not a diagnostic instrument.

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